you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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