The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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