the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize