Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.