where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
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was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.