I looked at my own cervix.
Do vagina's smell?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog