Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.