I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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I love having hate sex.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock