Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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