Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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