I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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