so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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