if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
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