and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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