i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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