fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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You work out of a Hotel?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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