My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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