At least make sure they are 18
Why
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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