There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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