Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Are we still banned from the library?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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