im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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