i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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