Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
My balls are so social today.
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was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
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you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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