I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize