The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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