normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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