8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
even my farts smell like vagina
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
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