it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
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sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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