Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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