drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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