I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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