Cold hands, warm shart.
I wish my penis had an off switch
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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