I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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