Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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