none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Randomize
