you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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