You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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