You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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