I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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