It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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