So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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