Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Congratulations! We have a period
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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