No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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