Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Can I color on your dick again?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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