Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
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I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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