I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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