I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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