So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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