his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I deserve this hangover.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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