So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
My bed smells like the plague
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
