a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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