3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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