Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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