i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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