I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
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There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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