Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
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