Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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