Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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