Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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