Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
organizing the empties. That sober.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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