I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
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stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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