Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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